Signs That Your Testosterone Levels Might Be Low

We’ve all thought about it at one point or another, “are my balls doing their job in keeping my veins full of testosterone 24/7?” Well I have, and there’s no shame in it. Fortunately for all you sad c_nts this is a problem that you yourself can fix, naturally, of course — unless you’re a eunuch, then you’d probably have the option of test prop or E. I’d go with prop, it’s faster acting.

Moving on…

When you wondered about your testes fulfilling their duties as your own personal little gains factory, what prompted you to think that something might be a little off? Was it the way you felt? Was your cervix crusader not up to his morning standings? Or was there simply just a lack of gains? Whichever it was, you felt that something was off, and it rustled your jimmies.

“But Sensei, I’m in my early 20’s. How can I possibly have low T-levels?” Well, Daniel-san, it’s because you’re a little bitch with no girlfriend. Actually, there are a few factors that come into play when young men—especially those in their early 20’s—are suffering from low T-levels. Rowena A. DeSouza, MD, the assistant professor of urology at University of Texas Health Science Center, Houston, listed them as such:

• High cholesterol
• Diabetes
• Obesity
• Chronic narcotic abuse

However, having any of these conditions does not guarantee that you in fact have low levels of testosterone, they could simply just be factors. In the next few pages we break down a few of the possible symptoms of low testosterone levels.

1. You Done Lost Your Sex Drive

This one is really frustrating — I mean really! There are of course exceptions to losing your sex drive; anabolic steroids. So listen up, if you don’t have a sex drive and you’re using some power juice, don’t stress, you probably just have tren dick. For the rest of you natty gym rats this could be quite the issue. Just bear in-mind that men have differ when it comes to sex drive, however in men with low test, it’s completely absent.

Other ways to identify where your issue lies is to look at the next list of activities and see which of them relates most to you:

• Stress or depression
• Physical problems such as too little or too much lifting (I don’t get it either…)
• Use of drugs and alcohol
• Prescription medicine

If this list doesn’t relate to you and you still have no sex drive, you should most likely go see your doctor.

And now on to possible reason number two…

2. You Don’t Get A Stiffy

What’s worse than not having a sex drive? Not being able to get it up. Given, having low test-levels doesn’t solely mean that you’re unable to set up camp, it also means that you’re unable to keep the tent pole up. This too can be a nuisance, especially in young men who are full of energy and wanting to get the most out of life. One of the biggest triggers to getting it up, is nitric oxide. So before you go crying about your low levels of test, maybe you just don’t have enough nitric oxide coursing through your veins. Get that pre-workout in!

3. Why You So Tired All the Damn Time?

We all have that one friend who does absolutely jack squat all day long, but always complains about how tired he is. Heck, for all I know you might be that friend? Sometimes, however, we feel genuinely tired because of work and spending time with the family/girlfriend that we think it’s because of all that time spent that we’re tired. But if a few hours of sleep don’t fix it, there might be something more going on. See, testosterone helps to generate energy (that’s just a generalization, we know there’s much more to it), and ipso facto low test levels will obviously be something to look at here.

4. Feeling Rather Moody

Yeah nah, I’m not talking about estrogen moody, I’m talking cranky-old-man moody — but also un-optimistic and depression-like feels. If you ordered a pumpkin spice latte but accidentally got tea, and you start getting all depressed about life, questioning your choice on why you ordered what you did but got something entirely different, then yeah, I’d say your T-levels are slightly down there, sport.

5. Bro, Do You Even Lift?

You had to see this one coming. Why do we, as men, go to the gym? To put on some of dat dere sweet gains! Some of us however, are unable to build muscle (I’m not talking about the hardgainers now), and so we spend copious amounts of money on supplements with no real return in the gains department. But why? Your diet is in-check, you’re lifting like a beast, and your supplement game is on point. So why are there no gains? Well, you guessed it, it’s probably low testosterone.

6. Shrunken Nuts

This occurs mainly in steroid users who aren’t “supplementing” with hCG during the course of a heavy cycle. But if your balls are looking rather small, then you should look at the facts. Hey, at least Rich Piana will be able to give you some closure with his dick-balls speech. Never heard it? Well here’s what it is, enjoy:

Note: He is talking about ball shrinkage due to steroid use, but shrunken balls are shrunken balls. So it’s relevant.